FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 01, 2020

Become like David Blaine. NOBODY likes him.

Become a knife thrower and your supermodels will quit.

Puberty will be a VERY rude awakening for him….

Could be worse, He could have he Kardashian’s throwing themselves at him.

Ah… the blissful ignorance – and innocence – of a pre-teen.

The last panel reminds us Jason is still a 10-year-old. (Though when I was his age, I was willing tolerate the supermodels.)

Jason’s future is to die in high school, he will remember all the stupid stuff like this he said in his elementary years and cringe to death

Hire Peter as your manager. I’m sure he’d protect you from those pesky supermodels, no matter the cost to him.

When I was 10, I thought super models were Frankenstein and other monsters I built from model kits.

I don’t ever remember finding anything objectionable about beautiful women.

I’ve never met a “super” model, but the few ordinary(?) models … pretty, but not really people I would spend time with. I can understand Jason’s view of the downside.