FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 29, 2022

Like I said quoting Snoopy a few days ago, “sometimes writers take hours just to find the right words.”

Sorry to break it to you Roger, but that is not very original. Everybody has written that.

Yes, yes it does feel satisfying if that is really the end of this story arc

Can’t wait to read the sequel.

Maybe you should hire Snoopy to ghost-write for you.

Chapter one says to love her

You love her with all your heart

Chapter two you tell her you’re

Never, never, never, never, never gonna part

In chapter three remember the meaning of romance

Now that’s a book I could write-up a book report about.

Roger must have a pretty good outline to know it will take 57 chapters to tell his story. I know he has nothing, but that is a lot of nothing.

I’ll wait for the abridged edition.

I hope it isn’t going to be about Toad Zombies, someone’s already working on that one… ㋡

How does he know how many chapters to write if he doesn’t know what to write?

You know too many movies have started at the end and then they jump around. Why not his book, then he can get the movie rights and the screenplay and go on talk shows and…….

I started to write a mystery one time and started with Ch 2 just to put the reader in the mood… but then the mystery was so arcane I couldn’t figure out a satisfactory conclusion so I dropped the whole thing. :-/

Once upon a time, there was a boy and a girl…to make a long story short, the end.

He should have written his thoughts about trying to write a book…

Yes it does, reading all those blank pages was stressful

Like some ’50’s sci-fi movies it should be The End?

End of the Start or Start of the End.