FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for August 23, 2022

Yeah, where’s the fun in sand surfing?

his dreams are …. simple….

Board tips

“Surfin USA” (The Beach Boys)

Hmmm maybe

Stop skipping Leg Day, Peter.

Where’d the color go?

yes, yes you would. ;)

So, the color went, I guess any hope of the Sunday Classics has gone with it. Ah well.

I always like the magazines the kids read. “Dudester.” Look at those smug eyes on the cover model. :)

surfing is one thing I always wanted to try but never got around to… course most of the lakes in the midwest don’t really have what one would call gnarly surf

You don’t stand on a boogie board. Those were for people who can’t body surf.

Indeed it would.

Dudester? I wonder what that could be about?

“I like that Jason spells ‘skills’ with a ‘z’ even when speaking.”

~ Bill Amend

You don’t stand up on a boogi anyway.

Seeing how this “resort” is moronic- I would expect them to have a wave machine and tie you on a board so you can’t fall off. Maybe for an extra thrill, they have a guy in a shark suit swim after you.