FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 30, 2022

I don’t recall myself ever accidentally pouring my electric kettle upside-down while half-asleep for a cup of herbal tea.

By the time I awake, perform my morning constitutional and ablutions, and negotiate a flight of stairs, I can safely handle a pot of near-boiling water without scalding my hands.

I solved this problem with an IV bag on a timer set for 6 O’clock

Walked into the cafe at work following the stream of coffee on floor. Someone started a pot with NO pot!!

I’ve found that most coffee enthusiasts are able to coffee in their sleep. It’s part of the gig.

Typical drug addict.

I’m not a coffee drinker, never got the taste for it. Years ago, visiting friends, coffee was provided in the morning. I’d have a can of Coke instead. I was asked how I could drink Coke in the morning, I said you get your sugar and caffiene your way, I’ll get it my way. I’ve had people look at me funny when I tell them I don’t drink coffee.

Is that Paige yelling at him? I kinda suspect Peter would be more likely to say “Dad” rather than “Daddy” – and that Jason would be more likely to keep his mouth shut and enjoy the train wreck.

Somebody else better pour that coffee for him.

The joke about needing coffee to get coffee. There was a strip where Roger and Andy talked about having a coffee maker in their bedroom.