I told my son, who has three daughters to remember what he thought about girls when he was their age.
I warned him when my daughter-in-law was pregnant with the youngest, “Big mistake. They’ll now outnumber you.”
Even as young girls, it was obvious that they were going to grow up to be beauties. So I suggested he build a moat around the house.
Now they are teens. I’m now suggesting barbed wire, a mine field and towers with overlapping fields of fire.
Bill Amend
FoxTrot en Espanol
I told my son, who has three daughters to remember what he thought about girls when he was their age.
I warned him when my daughter-in-law was pregnant with the youngest, “Big mistake. They’ll now outnumber you.”
Even as young girls, it was obvious that they were going to grow up to be beauties. So I suggested he build a moat around the house.
Now they are teens. I’m now suggesting barbed wire, a mine field and towers with overlapping fields of fire.