FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for November 24, 2023

Tofurkey this year and there are plenty of leftovers!

Cold turkey?

I don’t remember ever being sick on Thanksgiving. One year when I was around nine or ten I was sick on Christmas Eve into Christmas morning. What a bummer man.

And the suspense rises………..I’m guessing she put some kind of legs on a eggplant and is going to give him his own pukesgiving.

I’ve gotten food poisoning a couple times at Thanksgiving. That’s something you never forget.

‘How come’ is not a word. The word is ‘Why’.

The night before Thanksgiving 2013 I had a terrible bug. So we didn’t leave for our usual trip to my Aunt’s. Thanksgiving itself I felt fine, but of course it was too late to go anywhere. Mom felt she might have caught it from me so Dad took my little sister and I to this new movie called Frozen. (This year for Holloween at work we were Elsa and Anna)

Being a spy is another job Jason shouldn’t pursue.

A feast of leftovers

Aw, that’s nice!

Well, as long as it’s not tofurkey.

One year we messed up the timing on the turkey. We had a mostly vegetarian Thanksgiving meal, with hot turkey later in the evening. It was actually pretty good that way!

Having the flu on a holiday some years ago, I can relate…

I didn’t have much of an appetite on Thanksgiving, and I didn’t finish my meal. I said I was sorry for not finishing my dinner to my sister who prepared it, and she said I should be. Sisters. What can you do?