FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for January 30, 2024

Paige how much you wanna bet there’s gonna be plenty of leftovers for tomorrow ?

Get your butt back in here, missy! If we have to suffer, so do you!

At the grocery….. “I’d like 3 pounds of ground turnip please….. that’s OK, I brought my own turnips.”

You want fries with that?

What about: spaghetti tacos…that’s an interesting combo.

Peter’s going to get back at Paige for this.

So? You think Andi’s tacos or spaghetti would be edible and not made of some weird faux-meat nonsense?

Tofu burger? You think you mean Tofu booger , which is what a troll digs out his nose. ;-p

That’s real despicable of you.

I would try that…I love turnips!

Turnip burgers?

Ground turnips sound like a soggy mess, if they’re anything like radishes

Cruel, Paige. So cruel.

Well, there’s one reason to hate Paige

IJBOL!…

Some Mary Worth “bluff burgers”.