FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for October 05, 2024

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    rasputin's horoscope  about 5 hours ago

    What’s the problem? Peter takes one slice and everyone else gets two. That’s more than fair!

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    conuly  about 4 hours ago

    One pizza for five people, two of whom are teens, is really pushing it anyway.

    Peter’s the designated Big Eater, get two large pizzas and some garlic knots for the rest of the family and a personal pizza for him… or maybe a medium, given his appetite.

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    Purple People Eater  about 1 hour ago

    That’s basically how first-world economics works, except that the other pieces should be quite a bit smaller.

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    The Reader Premium Member 25 minutes ago

    He who cuts chooses last.

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