FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 03, 2024

the woman is going to get a heart attack in no time – perfect!

Don’t you have a brain at all?!

No good deed – or inept attempt thereunto – goes un-punished.

I know it’s just a comic strip, but it’s truly insulting how stupid this guy is (or is portrayed to be). How does he manage to dress himself each morning? Heck, how did he manage to date, get married, or have kids?

The good news is that if those cards go out, you won’t need to do this next year! Win-Win!

Andy will be wondering why she’s receiving so many sympathy cards this Christmas.

Dear Santa:Please give my husband a clue this Christmas.Love, Andy Fox.

Roger, shouldn’t you and Peter be out playing ‘frozen football’ instead of doing the Christmas cards?

Or is it Tracy?

Is Roger Fox the stupidest character in all of comics land? I can’t think of anyone off the top of my head who is worse than he is.

Is he feeling guilty about something, or is he thinking she’ll get him a good present for his helping?

You are going to be so busted, heading to wifeys naughty list.