Well I’ve been a Sunday driver noo for many’s a happy year
And I’ve never had my Morris Minor oot o’ second gear
I can drive at fifty miles an bleeep on motorway or track
With me wife up front beside me and her mother in the back
There was me and my daddy and my daddy’s mammy
And her sister’s Granny and four of her chums
And Auntie Jean
…
I always drive as though my foot was restin’ on the brake
And I weave aboot the road just so’s ye cannae overtake
I can get ye sae frustrated that ye’ll finish up in tears
And the sound of blarin’ motor horns is music to my ears!
There was me and my daddy and my daddy’s mammy
And her sister’s Granny and four of her chums
And Auntie Liz
Now if ye wonder how these weekly trips I can afford
It’s because I’m on a stipend from the Scottish Tourist Board
You’re supposed tae enjoy the scenery, the finest of it’s kind
And that is why I have a convoy followin’ behind!…
lazygrazer over 14 years ago
Good line. Time for me to use it.
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I had my thumb out, but it didn’t stop.
ninmas over 14 years ago
“all sanity is lost.”
Superfrog over 14 years ago
I was keeping up until Life moved to the fast lane.
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
I kept up with Life until they discontinued the magazine.
eardroppings over 14 years ago
Going 20 in a 55 miles an hour zone.
photoman022 over 14 years ago
life didn’t pass me by–it ran me over
ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago
What’s the hurry? Take the scenic route.
Mukyou over 14 years ago
The Corries: Sunday Driver
Well I’ve been a Sunday driver noo for many’s a happy year And I’ve never had my Morris Minor oot o’ second gear I can drive at fifty miles an bleeep on motorway or track With me wife up front beside me and her mother in the back
There was me and my daddy and my daddy’s mammy And her sister’s Granny and four of her chums And Auntie Jean
… I always drive as though my foot was restin’ on the brake And I weave aboot the road just so’s ye cannae overtake I can get ye sae frustrated that ye’ll finish up in tears And the sound of blarin’ motor horns is music to my ears!
There was me and my daddy and my daddy’s mammy And her sister’s Granny and four of her chums And Auntie Liz
Now if ye wonder how these weekly trips I can afford It’s because I’m on a stipend from the Scottish Tourist Board You’re supposed tae enjoy the scenery, the finest of it’s kind And that is why I have a convoy followin’ behind!…
SherriannPederson over 14 years ago
When people see ‘the LIGHT’ they will know that the future here on earth requires the correct usage of resources and technology.