Frank and Ernest by Thaves for June 20, 2010
Transcript:
Ernest says, "Frank, I'm looking for business partners for my playhouse. Want to see my ad?" Frank says, "Ernie, you don't mention all the chairs are broken." Ernest says, "Sure I do, "SRO crowds every night.'" Frank says, "And your electrical problems?" Ernest says, "'Dazzling special effects capability.'" Frank says, "Your conessions sell so much tainted food, the restrooms can't meet the demand!" Ernest says, "It's there, 'longest lines in the theater district'!" Frank says, "Ernie! Your roof blew off!" Ernest says, "That's why I said, 'Theatre known as the place to see the stars!'"
MontanaLady over 14 years ago
Gee…..I thought he was referring to the Hollywood Bowl…
tomtweit over 14 years ago
Typical spin doctor, should be working for a politician ( or BP)
markangle Premium Member over 14 years ago
Wasn’t he selling real estate a few years ago?
NE1956 over 14 years ago
Amazing that none of that is false advertising.
What a master!
Justice22 over 14 years ago
I’ve met some who would put him to shame.
Car gets great gas mileage= Doesn’t run. lol
Brother_James437 over 14 years ago
Truth in advertising. Think about it.