Frank and Ernest by Thaves for September 20, 2013

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    Aussie Down Under  about 11 years ago

    And the job was a real knock-out.

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    punmeister  about 11 years ago

    Swing down Fist Lane, then hook a left on Rocky Road until you reach the Punch Bowl (after ’bout a mile).

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    TREEINTHEWIND  about 11 years ago

    That goes for your manager too.

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    TREEINTHEWIND  about 11 years ago

    Don’t be discouraged, eight hours in the sauna and you’ll be as good as new.(I wouldn’t build a new trophy case just yet…………….)

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    TREEINTHEWIND  about 11 years ago

    I know this guy who makes special boxing gloves….. guaranteed to be a knock-out…… just say the word.

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    TREEINTHEWIND  about 11 years ago

    I think the bright lights are what’s giving you dark circles around your eyes.

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    TREEINTHEWIND  about 11 years ago

    A few warmup rounds before the fight would loosen things up……or is it tighten them up?

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    TREEINTHEWIND  about 11 years ago

    File a protest – I think my opponent was overweight and overmuscled for this fight class.

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    TREEINTHEWIND  about 11 years ago

    I just can’t dance around in the ring to the new songs any more. Maybe I should change my tune and learn some new steps………..like dodge and feignt………….

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    TREEINTHEWIND  about 11 years ago

    Nothing worse than a ref who counts- 12345678910………..before you get a chance to catch your breath.

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    emptc12  about 11 years ago

    Are vinyl punching bags still made, those with a person’s body picture on them and weighted at the bottom by sand? A long, long, loooooooong time ago I had a Joe Palooka punching bag like that. I wonder if today such things are made with the face of your choice. They might sell really big for people to use after frustrating days at work.

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    TREEINTHEWIND  about 11 years ago

    Don’t leave yet folks…………..that wasn’t the main event……..

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    TREEINTHEWIND  about 11 years ago

    I cain’t believe I was inspired to become a boxer after watching Joe Palooka fight in 1921 or was it 1930?Anyhow it’s been a long time and I’m still punching them out. Maybe I should quit while I’m still on the top of the pile or whatever it is that people say when they quit..

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    TREEINTHEWIND  about 11 years ago

    You still have it. Just flex your bicep, make a fist and hold it about ear height – people will still get out of your way……….. Actually, this is the latest thing for young guys to do – fighters or not. (Just don’t turn your profile to show off your flab… I mean your abs.)

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    TREEINTHEWIND  about 11 years ago

    It doesn’t sound like you’re hearing any little birds singing…..or any other kind of little tweets……. so you’re still good to go….. (On a limited basis of course – no texting allowed).

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    TREEINTHEWIND  about 11 years ago

    Ernie looks skeptical for some reason………. does he know that your medical coverage runs out next month?And that you’re almost too old to get a wheelchair street license…………….. …..no more traveling in the fast lane ….. Ernie can’t push you to take another swing………….so be sure to duck.

    Ernie might be worried about what will happen to his pension when the fight winner quits. (Read – breadwinner.)

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    TREEINTHEWIND  about 11 years ago

    The crows are starting to gather in my branches and the sun is going down so it’s time to call it a day for me too.

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    TREEINTHEWIND  about 11 years ago

    Hey Frank….. maybe you could take up bagging in the checkout lane at Walmarts ??

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