Transcript:
"Oh boy! Fireworks tonight!"
"Wrong holiday. Aren't fireworks on the Fourth of July?"
"Well, it's any day my dad tries to light the barbecue grill."
"Ba dum bum."
"Although Labor Day is special. We throw on a few extra burgers for the paramedics."
I love the punchline. Crankshaft should do that as well. Also Roger Fox.