Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 30, 2002
Transcript:
"So, today I hosted 'Open Mike Hour.'" "Open microphone?" "Open microphone. Kids could bring an item of their choice and we'd study it under the microscope." "And?" "We studied four squished bugs, a wad of gum, half a worm, a goober and something unidentifiable from the loading dock." "Sounds educational." "I learned not to do open mike too close to lunch."
Schedule it after lunch. So the cafeteria has an incentive not to serve meatloaf or similar dubious food