Transcript:
"Here's my report on 'Ivanhoe,' Mr. Burke!"
"Mikey, this is just one sentence. I asked for a paragraph."
"A sentence is not a paragraph."
"In USA Today, it is."
"Did you tell him USA Today didn't exist in Ivanhoe's time?"
"Sure, now he suggests it."
Remarkable kid, if he can synopsize and comment on IVANHOE in one sentence.