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"Did you know Madeleine Zhu was on our team?" "Sure. She was my first pick." "What?" "Why would you choose her first? She's always the last one picked for kickball at recess!" "That's why." "Great. We'll be the original Mets, only with good karma.
I believe it was Erma Bombeck who wrote a column about a coach who played to lose. He gathered all the last picks, and the team played just to have a good time. Then one year he got a kid who was an absolute phenomenon, and they won a game in spite of themselves. The coach promptly quit. “I couldn’t take the pressure.”