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"So, I tried drinking coffee this morning."
"And?"
"I can't sit still, my tongue tastes like a dishrag and this is my fifth trip to the bathroom."
"The commercials say it's the best part of waking up."
"Apparently, it's all been downhill from there."
Yet he could probably chug several bottles of Mountain Dew and not be affected.