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Frazz by Jef Mallett for September 14, 2003
September 13, 2003
September 15, 2003
Transcript:
Frazz: You think the country's shrunken; everybody sounds the same? Then order up a soft drink, friends, and broadcast whence you came. There's places call it "soda" others "pop," still others "cold drink." Down South they call it "coke" (and not just Coke, but any old drink). Distill it to its essence and you'll yet remain confused: It's either "empty calories" or "vacant BTUs." boy: May I finish my bubbly sugar water in peace?
Coke down south. NOOOOOOOOOO. More like Co-kola—any old drink. Hardly ever we say Coke. But we might want an orange or grape or 7-up Co-Kola. Even chocolate Co-kola