Frazz by Jef Mallett for November 01, 2004
Transcript:
We're having a mock election tomorrow. "Who do you think will win? Bush or Kerry?" "Neither. We're voting between between Willy Wonka and Harry Potter." "But..." "Those aren't real people! They're just characters manufactured to advance a line of thought!" "What's wrong with that?" "It's too close to right."
I’m voting Harry on this one. Wonka turns kids into candy. He’s sadistic, manipulative, and deceitful. It’s too close to right.