Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 01, 2005
Transcript:
"A memo to obsessive nuts, when huge albino halibuts have hurt you pride and chopped your butts: Vengeance is for idiots." "THIS is your report on Moby Dick?" "Just the rough draft." "So there's no honor in "most improved"?" "Not when you maneuver for it, no."
Pithy summary, though.