Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 06, 2006
July 05, 2006
July 07, 2006
Transcript:
Neighbors still shooting off fireworks? "I've had it. It's time to give them a taste of their own brew." "I'll alert the fire department." "Not with more firecrackers. With noise. I'm going to blast them with opera." "Why not just rent 'Apocalypse Now'?" "I'll lob the ol' Bizet bomb in the morning."
I had an old neighbor, Mr. DiGiacomo, who used to do this. We lived on the corner and when the older kids used it for baseball they would scream, cuss, & fight so he would fight back w/ Italian operas!