Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 24, 2008
Transcript:
Caulfield: Okay, I'm in. Now what? Frazz: Try putting your head underwater. Caulfield: I thought all this was to keep me from drowning! Frazz: Just long enough to get a feel for it. Caulfield: It will feel like terror. Frazz: "That which does not kill me makes me stronger." Caulfield: "That" got Joey Z uninvited to the pool. Frazz: Joey Z should have used the facilities first.
The secret to learning to swim is to put your face in the water, then take it out and take some breaths without wiping your face. After you can do that, you can learn to swim.