Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 21, 2009
Transcript:
Mrs. Olsen says, "Any questions?" Caulfield says, "Why do race car drivers have to wear helmets, but regular drivers don't?" Caulfield says, "She said race car drivers take more risks." Frazz says, "I saw a driver trying to shave, text and butter his toast."
Probably a driver of an 18-wheeler loaded with liquid natural gas.