Frazz by Jef Mallett for October 20, 2009
Transcript:
Boy: Volunteer? I don't do anything I don't get paid for. Caulfield: Oh, you end up feeling compensated. Boy: Pfft. Caulfield: Like when Klutz Kravets stepped in a paint tray. I learned some excellent words. Boy: Really? Tell me some! Caulfield: No. Boy: Please? I'll pay you. Caulfield: A dollar a word plus $5 for the greater lesson.
I think that Caulfield got more compensation than that, but this kid clearly wouldn’t understand it.