Coach Hacker: I had the best weekend! Frazz: Yeah? Coach Hacker: My dog ran off! Frazz: That's good? Coach Hacker: It gets better! Frazz: Oh, right. I'm teaching you to write country songs. Coach Hacker: With my ex-wife!
..where have you been..modern country songs have to be about…..loving the good ’ol U.S.A.. …usually about supporting our troops ….supporting the war ….or,my country,right or wrong…loving your family… …loving your new baby …loving your dead or dying wife …how smart your grandparents were…the good old days …either as a kid …or as when life was better or simpler…partying or drinking ….the old honky tonk ….drinking yourself into next week …..cheatin no goods ….getting off work
@Tattoothis & @towerwarlock It’s late but here it is sung by the guy who wrote it, Steve Goodman. this live version has some alternate lyrics but you can find all you need with Steve’s name ande a little Google-fu.
Varnes over 13 years ago
He’s gonna miss the dog!
lewisbower over 13 years ago
What happened to the PU truck?
ChukLitl Premium Member over 13 years ago
Perfect country/western song
3hourtour Premium Member over 13 years ago
..where have you been..modern country songs have to be about…..loving the good ’ol U.S.A.. …usually about supporting our troops ….supporting the war ….or,my country,right or wrong…loving your family… …loving your new baby …loving your dead or dying wife …how smart your grandparents were…the good old days …either as a kid …or as when life was better or simpler…partying or drinking ….the old honky tonk ….drinking yourself into next week …..cheatin no goods ….getting off work
Stephen Gilberg over 13 years ago
That sounds like adulterous bestiality.
Boise Ed Premium Member over 13 years ago
I saw one a couple of years ago, and thought it was pretty silly.
Tattoothis over 13 years ago
It’s getting drunk… " I was drunk the day my mom got outta prison…"
Larry Miller Premium Member over 13 years ago
@Tattoothis & @towerwarlock It’s late but here it is sung by the guy who wrote it, Steve Goodman. this live version has some alternate lyrics but you can find all you need with Steve’s name ande a little Google-fu.
baileydean over 13 years ago
Yep. In fairness, though, she might consider the dog to be hers, too — marriage being what it is, and all.
starclaw almost 7 years ago
No! Not the dog!
Darkknight55 over 1 year ago
Which one?