Frazz by Jef Mallett for July 21, 2011
Transcript:
Frazz: Rhyme something with "sad". Coach Hacker: "Don't be mean like my Dad". Frazz: Uh..."life". Coach Hacker: "Oops! There goes another wife!" Frazz: "Happy." Coach Hacker: "People can be so..." Frazz: "Rorschach ink blot." Coach Hacker: "Pear-shaped ladies are hot hot hot!"
“To find a rhyme for silver, or any ‘rhymeless’ rhyme, requires only will, ver- bosity and time. So go and seek a more ang- elic shade of orange.” How about “cassowary”, “Timbuktu” and “velocity”? “If I were a cassowary On the plains near TImbuktu, I would eat a missionary Cassock, bell and Hymn-book, too.” “Having once gained the summit and managed to cross it, he rolls down the side with uncommon velocity.”