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Boy: My dad and I had a talk. He said it's different when I drive him nuts from when the toaster drives him nuts and he'll never throw me out. Frazz: You must still be under warranty. Boy: So was the toaster until he tried to fix it with a fork.
Never try to fix a toaster with a fork! Everybody knows you use a rock.