Frazz by Jef Mallett for June 09, 2012
Transcript:
Caulfield: You ever think about doing that swim around Manhattan? Frazz: Never for very long. Caulfield: Too far? Frazz: The East River is a wee nasty. Caulfield: Funny you should use the word "wee" while we do laps during family swim. Frazz: The little kids wear special suits.
East River: FALSE, DAMMIT.The east river has been clean for DECADES. They even did a news segment on TV just a couple years back where the TV reporter donned a swimsuit and dove right in.