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Mr. Spaetzle: How cold is it out there?
Frazz: In Fahrenheit, Celsius or Uncle Oscarism?
Mr. Spaetzle: In Uncle Oscarism?
Frazz: Colder 'n a brass seat in a North Dakota outhouse!
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.