Mr. Spaetzle: How cold is it out there?
Frazz: In Fahrenheit, Celsius or Uncle Oscarism?
Mr. Spaetzle: In Uncle Oscarism?
Frazz: Colder 'n a brass seat in a North Dakota outhouse!
My niece, an early morning talk show personality breezed into the studio commenting on the cold. “It’s cold enough to freeze the ball off a..(she was bleeped before she could finish)..pool table!” She was then given a “talking to” for what folks in her Bible Belt state “might have thought she was going to say.”
2252895 over 10 years ago
Now that’s cold!
Olddog1 over 10 years ago
Colder than a pile of penguin poop?
Ned Snipes over 10 years ago
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
weakenwarrior over 10 years ago
Don’t be the first to go on a cold morning.
barry.adamson over 10 years ago
Colder than a sow’s hind teat.
kmholz over 10 years ago
It was so cold yesterday I saw a chicken walking around with a capon.
Cold enough to freeze the nuts off a steel bridge….
DBjorn over 10 years ago
As a Minnesotan living in exile in North Dakota, I can tell ya that yeah…that’s cold.
tahoeh2o over 10 years ago
…in a brass bra…
Dave459 over 10 years ago
Canadians put on sweaters . . .
magicwalnut Premium Member over 10 years ago
Colder than a politician’s heart….
sbchamp over 10 years ago
‘Brass’ seat?!“I’m an oak man, myself,” -Winston Wolf
Draconis1234 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Jef forgot Kelvin. :)
pipewriter over 10 years ago
So cold, dogs were freezing to hydrants.
Seed_drill over 10 years ago
We tended to combine them:
“Colder than a witch’s tit in a brass bra doing pushups in a snow bank.”
tomielm over 10 years ago
My niece, an early morning talk show personality breezed into the studio commenting on the cold. “It’s cold enough to freeze the ball off a..(she was bleeped before she could finish)..pool table!” She was then given a “talking to” for what folks in her Bible Belt state “might have thought she was going to say.”
leemartinlee over 10 years ago
Cold as a mother-in-law’s smooch!
Rogers George Premium Member almost 3 years ago
…and there’s Colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceburg.