Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 16, 2014
February 15, 2014
February 17, 2014
Transcript:
Mr. Burke: My father told me I was old enough to know already, but I was devastated. Mrs. Olsen: My best friend told me, and I've never quite forgiven her. Mr. Spaetzle: It caught me totally by surprise. It ruined my day for a year. Caulfield: I refuse to accept it. I believe myths are a necessary manifestation of hope in a flawed world. Miss Plainwell: Santa Claus? The Tooth Fairy? Frazz: The discovery that zucchini bread is more cake than healthy bread or vegetables.
Wait’ll they find out about granola bars.And bran muffins are no better, and taste like animal feed…. when you consider the fat, sugar, and calories, there’s no reason for continuing the martyrdom.
Sayleigh… LOL…
No worse for you than granola bars or bran muffins… and usually consumed in smaller quantities.
It’s full of theobromine and caffeine. Also thought to trigger endorphins and serotonin…
so it’s the gosh-darn happiest vegetable ever.