Frazz by Jef Mallett for March 30, 2014
March 29, 2014
March 31, 2014
Transcript:
Caulfield: People say sports are like life. Really? If that's what you want, there should be a clock but it won't matter. The game could end any second, for any reason. Poof! You did what you did. You're done. Frazz: Brilliant. If a bit morbid. Caulfield: Mostly I'm in favor of anything that makes some of those basketball games shorter.
I have the cure for the problem that Caulfield mentioned. “How do you make basketball games shorter?” So, anyone wanting to do that, listen up. The cure to the problem is………..the off button! Or, for another method, the ‘channel changer’ button! I haven’t watched 2 minutes of BB in my entire life. That’s 76 years of NO BASKETBALL on my TV.