Boy: There's a gazillion kinds of apples, but a banana is a banana. Yet one banana can taste a gazillion different ways depending on how long it's been in your coat pocket.
Frazz: I just lost my appetite.
Boy: Can I have your apple?
Actually, off the top of my head I can think of at least three completely different kinds of “true” bananas (i.e., the sweet fruits that are usually consumed raw), plus three or four very different kinds of plantains (i.e., the starchier fruits that need to be cooked before you can eat them)..So… flawed premise, kid.
Actually, off the top of my head I can think of at least three completely different kinds of “true” bananas (i.e., the sweet fruits that are usually consumed raw), plus three or four very different kinds of plantains (i.e., the starchier fruits that need to be cooked before you can eat them)..So… flawed premise, kid.