Transcript:
Caulfield: I need a tattoo.
Frazz: Really? Why?
Caulfield: Because you can't spell "attitude" without "tattooed".
Frazz: That is wrong and incorrect in a number of...
Caulfield: Imagine how impressively I'd be ignoring you if I were properly inked up.
Anyone can get a tattoo. It takes maturity and integrity NOT to get one.