Frazz by Jef Mallett for December 26, 2016
Transcript:
Frazz: Christmas break is nice but I already miss my job. Miss Plainwell: You miss pushing a broom? Frazz: Teaching kids the important stuff that's not on the standardized tests. Miss Plainwell: Right. I forgot how being the school custodian works. Frazz: The broom is more like a dowsing rod that tells me where to go.
The difference being that dowsing is complete fakery. Hopefully, Frazz teaches the kids to eschew superstition.