Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 12, 2018

Goose doots on the boots…

It’s a shame Frazz missed out on that one. He could’ve turned that into another money-making lyric.

You may have never heard of polar bears on the playground, but maybe nobody has ever lived to tell about it.

Sound like something the late Dr. Seuss would come up with.

Is she going clubbing?

Clearly they’re not in Philadelphia, where the Canada geese settled down ages ago.

I knew that we would get to goose doots sooner or later. Been trending that way a long time.

Swans and geese are pretty cantankerous critters for sure. I remember my grandpa’s geese chasing me inside the house when we visited his farm.

“Doot-doot-do-doot-doot, feelin groo-oovy!”

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Hmm. Polar bears and Canada geese. It seems our neighbors to the north are getting the larger share of the shifting migration patterns. Or maybe just the larger share of the interesting wildlife. Or at least wildlife that might be interested in seals and play into my little pageant here.

Speaking of getting the larger share, I expect Dr. Seuss’s “Hop On Pop” to hold off its new competitor “Doots on Boots” just fine.

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Is this kid 8 ? 10 ? He’s not old enough to remember when geese came and went instead of hanging around all year.

On behalf of Canadians everywhere, I apologize for doots on boots…