Oh! I hope Fred hasn't touched those chops I left out on the kitchen table? Chops? Left out on the kitchen table?? Phew! He hasn't! Now she tells me!!
Poor Fred! He missed out on a good meal.
His nose has stopped working??
Hmm…..calculating……
30” high table…..(no chairs)……12” high dog on all fours…. maybe 24” front to back legs…..1/4” vertical leap with all that poundage…
Unless you left them right on the edge, I’d say they’re safe.
Well the thing to do now is milk the fact that you were a ‘good dog’ while they were gone for all it’s worth.
Another missed opportunity!
Fred is a good dog for not touching the chops on the table. Good boy!
Pretend that you knew all about the chops, Fred, and didn’t touch them out of sheer goodness.
That may be good startegy for the future, too. You’ll seem like a nice boy to the Mrs. and Mr., and they would give you a nice portion of them anyway.
Drat you missed that one Fred old boy!
Had a wonderful “Honey Baked Ham” one Thanksgiving. Had a dog in the house that could leap tall buildings in a single bound. Didn’t, think got home from in-laws to find a well gnawed bone. Also, a dog with certain digestive problems for awhile.
You’re better off not getting in trouble, Fred!
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Poor Fred! He missed out on a good meal.
gimmickgenius over 14 years ago
His nose has stopped working??
Plods with ...™ over 14 years ago
Hmm…..calculating……
30” high table…..(no chairs)……12” high dog on all fours…. maybe 24” front to back legs…..1/4” vertical leap with all that poundage…
Unless you left them right on the edge, I’d say they’re safe.
Simon_Jester over 14 years ago
Well the thing to do now is milk the fact that you were a ‘good dog’ while they were gone for all it’s worth.
GROG Premium Member over 14 years ago
Another missed opportunity!
Wildmustang1262 over 14 years ago
Fred is a good dog for not touching the chops on the table. Good boy!
silverstate over 14 years ago
Pretend that you knew all about the chops, Fred, and didn’t touch them out of sheer goodness.
That may be good startegy for the future, too. You’ll seem like a nice boy to the Mrs. and Mr., and they would give you a nice portion of them anyway.
persil over 14 years ago
Drat you missed that one Fred old boy!
pawpawbear over 14 years ago
Had a wonderful “Honey Baked Ham” one Thanksgiving. Had a dog in the house that could leap tall buildings in a single bound. Didn’t, think got home from in-laws to find a well gnawed bone. Also, a dog with certain digestive problems for awhile.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
You’re better off not getting in trouble, Fred!