Fred Basset by Alex Graham for June 22, 2022

You had an actual bone to pick with Jock eh Fred?

This behavior of Jock’s has been a constant bone of contention between you two.

What’s a bone amongst friends?

There are no property rights on an unguarded bone.

Jock you should know better than try to take Fred’s bonr

Aww Fred, with all your bones you could at least share one with Jock. You hurt his little feelings.

We used to keep 3 or 4 dogs at all times and they loved one another dearly except when it came to food, over which they would draw blood to defend.

Substitue one of your milkbones.

Laissez les bone temps rouler Fred.