Fred Basset by Alex Graham for February 13, 2025

Well, Fred, he was the chief judge, but, yeah, I’ve wanted to bite a few myself. They don’t seem to know the difference between critiquing and criticizing. Very few are polite, and most just suck.

Everybody knows you’re the best one, Fred.

Judges, Fred’s bit a few, but then again too few to mention.

Shame on you Fred! I suppose you think the next chief judge will give you a pardon….

Just a nip? You tore half of his pantleg off! Not that I blame you. He was very rude!

Fred! You’ll have to expect such things in a dog show competition!

How rude!! I don’t blame you, Fred.

Yesterday I got the impression that the judge was actually poking Fred in a very private place farther back on his body.

Fred with you on this one … Dog Show Judges are a strange crew ;-)

That’s what judges do, be all judgey

Was it Ruth Biter Ginsberg?

Well, then, I guess you may have been justified, Fred!

My ruling is: Justified “nipicide”