Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 11, 2018

And to think, millions of bananas died grisly deaths just for our amusement!

What else can you expect in a Banana Republic, ya bananabrains?

And the irony is, it doesn’t even work. Myth busters did a “slip on bananas” piece and discovered you can’t really slip on them.

It sounds a-peeling to me.

Pearverts.

I had to shoot him, he pointed a banana at me!

I can see dis pear.