Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 01, 2019

At Bob´s it includes the beer and booze.

The vegetables have been steaming on the buffet line for 5 hours.

Have you tried The Greasy Spoon just out of town?

Fast food industry is a cancer….spread all over in every city…EWWW

never eat at a place called doc’s. never sleep with a woman called mom. never play cards with a woman whose troubles are worse than yours…

i see a restaurant called Free Range … i bet it colorful and over all filling!

Reminds me of an experience years ago in a small town.

Went into the local diner and asked if they did pizza. They said “yes”, so ordered that. Then watched as the cook took out a frozen pizza and slapped it on the griddle, as one might do to fry an egg.

Sadly in my town the really good restaurants are gone in 2-3 years and just the fast crap remains.

For some reason when I read the signs they appear to say Applebees, Outback, TGIFridays, Starbucks

Diners, drive-ins, and dumps.

You left out the Roadkill Cafe.

Lox Stock and Bagels.

Now Bobby Bland Blues Bar will be much better than Bob’s Bland Bistro. And the drinks won’t be watered down. I’ll have a gin-n-juice.

I guess the school cafeteria is already closed.

They’re in for a treat when they get to the Prison Cafeteria!