He could really use a “dorsal” of food.
Why is he sitting on the same side as the sun? He also appears to be levitating.
Well, the shark is bound to dive at any moment!!
No man’s an island – but maybe a shark is…
He’s just crispin’ you up!
Gotta love how “survivors” manage to find writing material on desert islands (and/or sharks).
He’s not sitting on a shark! He’s probably sitting on a recently-expired whale.
But when a shark comes in for dinner, our man here will either be a starter or a side-course! 8^0
Something that big must be a whale shark, in which case he’s safe…as long as it doesn’t submerge…
Noah way anyone can be this dumb.
Just what the shark wants – rare.
Looks to me like he’s already taken a small bite out of the back of the fin and is probably levitating and hallucinating as a result. Hey, it happens.
That shark is at least a 12 footer. Between the eyes.
If it weren’t for…
SHAKEDOWNVILLE over 3 years ago
He could really use a “dorsal” of food.
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Why is he sitting on the same side as the sun? He also appears to be levitating.
STEPUP over 3 years ago
Well, the shark is bound to dive at any moment!!
in-dubio-pro-rainbow over 3 years ago
No man’s an island – but maybe a shark is…
posse1 Premium Member over 3 years ago
He’s just crispin’ you up!
HarryLime Premium Member over 3 years ago
Gotta love how “survivors” manage to find writing material on desert islands (and/or sharks).
!!ǝlɐ⅁ Premium Member over 3 years ago
He’s not sitting on a shark! He’s probably sitting on a recently-expired whale.
But when a shark comes in for dinner, our man here will either be a starter or a side-course! 8^0
i_am_the_jam over 3 years ago
Something that big must be a whale shark, in which case he’s safe…as long as it doesn’t submerge…
Nyckname over 3 years ago
Noah way anyone can be this dumb.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Just what the shark wants – rare.
pekenpug over 3 years ago
Looks to me like he’s already taken a small bite out of the back of the fin and is probably levitating and hallucinating as a result. Hey, it happens.
Old Man River over 3 years ago
That shark is at least a 12 footer. Between the eyes.
teltobil over 3 years ago
If it weren’t for…