Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 26, 2021

It does keep your “grey” matter pumping.

He must be a roadent.

Better cross reference with today’s Reality Check — I smell collusion!

And the pay is just nuts!

the roads are littered with the remains of indecisive squirrels. Don’t let a rodennt do your thinking for you.

Suicide Squirrels would be a good rock band name.

Use the crosswalk traffic signal light from REALITY CHECK for today :)

You’re supposed to stop in middle of the street and try to decide which way to go.

They’re known for that back-and-forth dance in the middle of the road.

Oh I thought he was trying to get the squirrel to stop.

I’m tempted to say something about fried squirrel tasting like chicken, but I won’t.

What a waste of time. Out in the country side, we let them learn the hard way.

You’re a good guy.

Just sitting roadside is “exhausting”: not tiring, just seriously polluted.

Hope the squirrel is paying him enough.