Free Range by Bill Whitehead for May 30, 2022

“Praise” chaise.

Where can I get one of those?

Atta boy. Good boy. Does he get a treat too?

My recliner is a “ it’s nap time recliner.” I don’t know what causes it but when I sit there for a few minutes the clock jumps forward a half hour and I don’t remember what happened to show I was watching.

We could all use one of those.

Atta-la-z-boy.

If such a thing existed, I’m sure God would have one just like that.

I’d rather have one that was more utile, like it will fetch my beer for me.

Accolades are appreciated, but keep your hands to yourself, please.