Free Range by Bill Whitehead for September 23, 2022

Now defend your clients with broccoli "rabe"us corpus.

How much extra for an exorcism?

Now they’ll file suit against Common, Fortner, Carry and Meholm.

And then there’s that great, trustworthy firm, Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

Okay. That’s settled. They have a firm agreement

You may now spend the rest of your lives practising.

There’s nothing holy about that union.

Why do they bury lawyers 9 feet down?

Because deep down they’re all nice guys.

Lamb and Curry…we met during lunch.

You may now kiss off

“What do you call a boatload of lawyers sinking in the middle of the ocean?”

“A start…”

Otherwise known as a school of sharks.

“I now pronounce you a bunch of funny names.”

A little help? I foolishly read the comic out loud and turned into a purple bunny!

Why would a priest officiate the “union” of a law firm? Doesn’t he work with the wrong team? Aim a little lower and hotter.