Free Range by Bill Whitehead for January 29, 2023

“Giraffic” Park.

Is that Andrew Steyn driving?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RXV-p_Ec6Q

I always get my longnecks in a 6-pack

The giraffe on the left is listening in – acting all innocent.

(… like “I’m just over here eating these leaves like I always do.”)

“It’s like they were organized.”

That’s a stretch.

Stay away from neckid animules.

Maybe they were just trying to make the animal food bags offered by the tourists easier to reach

What a bunch of stuck up tourists.

Hmm..going out on a limb, because they’re not going to stick their necks out.

That’s as guilty a looking tower of giraffes as I’ve ever seen. (had to look it up.)