My Mother died of Parkinsons; my Dad had been her sole caregiver. After she died, he hooked up with a “girlfriend” and lived with her. While he was able to care for himself, he suddenly started playing helpless (she even put his socks on for him). I guess he felt it was HIS turn. He did NOT, however, marry her.
Let’s see, it could be Ruth, Carrie, or any of the women from church. Or someone from the bridge club, or from our seniors group. Oh yeah, maybe it’ll be, nah, maybe it’ll be. Ooh! I’ll put her on the list.
My wife told one of her friends she had to take care of me after she died or my wife would haunt her. Fortunately, a different friend kept in touch in me.
allen@home about 1 year ago
Give Irv some time honey. You’re not dead yet.
dlkrueger33 about 1 year ago
My Mother died of Parkinsons; my Dad had been her sole caregiver. After she died, he hooked up with a “girlfriend” and lived with her. While he was able to care for himself, he suddenly started playing helpless (she even put his socks on for him). I guess he felt it was HIS turn. He did NOT, however, marry her.
Just-me about 1 year ago
Don’t ask questions you aren’t fully prepared to have answered in a way you least expect.
ajr58(1) about 1 year ago
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”
“After a considerable period of grieving,” he says, “I guess I would. We all need companionship.”
“If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?”
“We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I guess so.”
“If I died and you remarried and she lived in this house,” the wife asks, “would she sleep in our bed?”
“Well, the bed is brand-new. It’s going to last a long time. I guess she would.”
“If I died and you remarried and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?”
“Oh, no,” the husband replies. “She’s left-handed.”
donut reply about 1 year ago
Let’s see, it could be Ruth, Carrie, or any of the women from church. Or someone from the bridge club, or from our seniors group. Oh yeah, maybe it’ll be, nah, maybe it’ll be. Ooh! I’ll put her on the list.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member about 1 year ago
It is a competition between her and her daughter to find out who can be the most annoying!!
mistercatworks about 1 year ago
My wife told one of her friends she had to take care of me after she died or my wife would haunt her. Fortunately, a different friend kept in touch in me.
paullp Premium Member about 1 year ago
At this point, the wise (or at least long-married) husband rolls over, closes his eyes, and says, with strong emphasis, “Good night, dear.”
Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 year ago
Hilarious