Freshly Squeezed by Ed Stein for February 08, 2025

I got a fancy thermometer/hygrometer and later a knife set with a block. Later, I got shown the door before 25 years.

My husband got a cheapo made jacket with the company’s logo so he could give them free advertising. He never wore the stupid thing.

I got a grease gun. But it was a good one, and I still use it.

The Executive Stiletto: The offer of a transfer to purgatory or termination (without retirement benefits) after decades of service.

Pink slips? Old guys in that company must be really kinky!