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INTERVIEW WITH TOM GAMMILL. PART 1

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Teresa: What’s your favorite mode of heavy off-road machinery? 

Tom: My own car. I tend to drive Mr. Magoo-style.

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Teresa: Which numbers are missing from your Social Security Number?

Tom: I miss the five, the others I didn’t really care about..

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Teresa: Why are you so hesitant to talk about your adult-diaper fetish?
Tom: It’s more of a hobby. I’m an armchair astronaut.

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Teresa: What’s the name of the street on which you first lived?

Tom: This answer is real – Rabbit Lane. I’m not making that up.

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Teresa: Do you have any special skills other than Komodo dragon wrangling?

Tom: Certainly not answering these questions. Wow, I can’t believe I started
that last sentence with certainly. Or the last one with wow.
INTERVIEW WITH TOM GAMMILL. PART 1 
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 Teresa: What’s your favorite mode of heavy off-road machinery? 
 Tom: My own car. I tend to drive Mr. Magoo-style.
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 Teresa: Which numbers are missing from your Social Security Number? 
Tom: I miss the five, the others I didn’t really care about.. 
ººº Teresa: Why are you so hesitant to talk about your adult-diaper fetish? Tom: It’s more of a hobby. I’m an armchair astronaut. 
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Teresa: What’s the name of the street on which you first lived? 
Tom: This answer is real – Rabbit Lane. I’m not making that up. 
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 Teresa: Do you have any special skills other than Komodo dragon wrangling? 
Tom: Certainly not answering these questions. Wow, I can’t believe I started that last sentence with certainly. Or the last one with wow.