I hate botnet spammers with the white hot passion of a thousand burning flames. They should all have a yurt covered with shiny bits of aluminum foil and filled with fossilized dinosaur vomit jammed up their casserole with a hex pencil.
#### FA Translator Alert! (@ FAT to the 10th power) ####
“You do not want. Tents, pens and magic voice of love. My heart can not penetrate into the house burns, vomiting, shiny aluminum feet of dinosaurs, and has been involved in the lives of poor film layer.”
I’m familiar with “my dog has fleas”, st2 - I used to play guitar in the days when the world was young and so were my poor knuckles.
(You’ve been trying out your new purchases, haven’t you?)
margueritem over 14 years ago
I like the ‘poorly attended potlucks’ part…
FLIGHT SUIT over 14 years ago
I love biology’s binomial nomenclature!
Steve Bartholomew over 14 years ago
She sounds like just my type.
Sisyphos over 14 years ago
Are you describing me? How did you know?
luezer over 14 years ago
What’s a yurt?
ejcapulet over 14 years ago
yurt (noun): a circular domed tent of skins or felt stretched over a collapsible lattice framework and used by pastoral peoples of inner Asia.
Ray_C over 14 years ago
Hey!! I happen to like inedible casseroles.
grapfhics over 14 years ago
Sorry Teresa, these are the new rules: no spammers or no readers.
Yukoneric over 14 years ago
Stop the world and let me off!
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 14 years ago
I hate botnet spammers with the white hot passion of a thousand burning flames. They should all have a yurt covered with shiny bits of aluminum foil and filled with fossilized dinosaur vomit jammed up their casserole with a hex pencil.
#### FA Translator Alert! (@ FAT to the 10th power) ####
“You do not want. Tents, pens and magic voice of love. My heart can not penetrate into the house burns, vomiting, shiny aluminum feet of dinosaurs, and has been involved in the lives of poor film layer.”
P.S. To whomever removed the spam: many thanks!
cleokaya over 14 years ago
He reminds me of Charles Bukowski.
LocoOwl over 14 years ago
I have a good idea, slap a nun cartoon frog. Including a lover who does not complain about their fate.
That came from the FA Translator when I described today’s strip.
Let’s see what Teresa makes of it!!
LocoOwl over 14 years ago
Sounds like the guy has a really bad case, though. I liked the bit about the tiny bits of aluminum foil from inedible casseroles.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
josh? oh josssssshhhh! where ARE you, joshie?
what are we going to do without josh?
he was supposed to bring the green bean casserole
sandboil over 14 years ago
I left a Josh update on yesterday’s FA.
sandboil over 14 years ago
Does today’s FA include a crispy french fried onion topping on those casseroles? That might make them less inedible.
Ray_C over 14 years ago
On the Blog: Victorian Noir and Dresden Black? How grim is that?
Ushindi over 14 years ago
I took the 5 minute ukulele course and I STILL can’t play a ukulele. I want my money back and you can KEEP your lousy yurt…
Ushindi over 14 years ago
I’m familiar with “my dog has fleas”, st2 - I used to play guitar in the days when the world was young and so were my poor knuckles. (You’ve been trying out your new purchases, haven’t you?)
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
See-through predators tend to be thin-skinned.